Fall for Ben, anyone??

Secondhand Serenade
Fall For You Original Edition!!!!!

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind

Fall For You Ben's Edition!!!!!!

But hold your breath,
Because tonight will be the night
I will slap you on the face over again
because gays like you are impossible to find
You always thought that i was a gay
I may be a single but im totally straight

BEN, 19, Male.. Single.. anybody interested??
Ben must be really frustrated being single...
Hope you find a girl soon man..
Good Luck

Hahahahaha!!!!