.::Stein Zeiser::.

AK 47 freak

Aboooooo Gitttttt

Most Online time haha.. jobless

Hahahaha Im damn proud oh myself

Im leading woohooo

2nd place pun boleh laaaa

See the score.. the 2nd guy more pro

My Counter Strike 1.6 stats
- The End -

Jokes Of Mr. Bean

You might have seen this before, but its worth laughing at....

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR.. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Ghost...

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much suffering.

1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

What Is Going On Here?

Can anyone explain what is happening in the picture below?

If you can tell without cheating you must be one in a million!

For the answer
click here.

World's Longest Ear Hair

Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India has the distinction of owning the world's longest ear hair measuring 13.2 centimetres (5.19 inches).

The Indian Grocer now 58, has been growing his ear hair since the age of 18 and has never cut it, considering in to be a symbol of luck and prosperity. He was officially recognised by Guinness World Records in 2003 and is determined to hold onto his title!

The official certificate

That's really long

Stylo!!!

Telinga tak mau shavings??

When he was a boy!!!

Just...

Today I am gonna celebrate the 60th earth hour by turning off all the lights in my house and wont be online from 8.30 - 9.30pm. I think its important for all of us to support this campaign because earth has been a great place for the mankind, well I dont know about you guys out there but I am enjoying my life on earth till now hahaha because I Love many people on earth.

Hmm...

Last week I met her after a month ++, I missed her alot. I have been very busy and didnt had the right time to meet her. We chilled awhile and talkings, laughings. It was a short meeting because I had to rush somewhere for some dealings. Im so happy to meet her after a long time, Hope to see you soon baby :)

Ermm, I didnt sleep well last night, was very restless, I wonder why. So, right now im kinda moody because not enough sleep and when I try to sleep, I cant sleep hahaha, memang susah betul hidup aku ni. I guess I am restless because of all my unfinished assignments, so much of work but so little time to complete it, brrr.... frustration!!!

Earlier I cleaned my aquarium, the fishes are so naughty, I was trying to catch them with my hands but they kept on escaping, country brutes hahaha!!! Somehow I did manage to catch them, woohooo.... "who's the boss now". After cleaning the aquarium, I went to shop to buy Ice Creams haha, I felt like eating it because so long edi neva eat.

Lepas itu... I makan my lunch, Play cs with my princess and I was leading in few occasions haha, quite pro, then I went out the workshop to collect my car, sent it for monthly servicing and right now I am onlining.

Later at 7.30pm ill be watching "Dance India Dance", its one my favourite program, you guys should watch it too. I like the way the people dance, memang very interesting and unique.

Sekian Sahaja....
Ciao!!!

Object Oriented Event Programming

That's just half of the codings!!!

Another program and its only half of the codings!!!

Madness!!!

Java programming is starting to kill me hahaha but im enjoying it because its quite interesting although its very tough.

God Bless Me!!!
Hahahaha

Counter Strike

Leading!!!

About to lead!!!

Leading again!!!

and again hahaha!!!

Terkandas.... But not a bad score!!

No.2 is a good spot!!!

This game was madness, too many pro in here and some were hacking and yet I can still lead hahahaha!!!!

Played Counter Strike after a long time, not bad at all
HAHAHAH!!!

About Me...

My Super Mom

Mom, you're a wonderful mother,
So gentle, yet so strong.
The many ways you show you care
Always make me feel I belong.

You're patient when I'm foolish;
You give guidance when I ask;
It seems you can do most anything;
You're the master of every task.

You're a dependable source of comfort;
You're my cushion when I fall.
You help in times of trouble;
You support me whenever I call.

I love you more than I can express;
You have my total respect.
If I had my choice of mothers,
You'd be the one I'd select!

Happy Birthday Mummy!!!!
I Love You!!!

My 2nd post... classic

The Word "NO LIFE"
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Since i entered college, the only word that i frequently hear is "You Have NO LIFE". Ok, i thought the guy whom said it has no life and that is why he is saying. Well that's not the case, every person i met in my college tells the word "NO LIFE" so frequently and that really makes me wonder "WHAT IS LIFE".

SO, then i took a decision to survey myself the definition of "NO LIFE" because when i ask people what is the meaning of "NO LIFE" they themselves cant answer me and instead tell me that i have No Life. Is asking a question makes a person lifeless. If thats the scenario, every student in the world will be dumb and dumberer. Ok, to make it simple, i have created a list of Lifeless things to see wether i really have a life. This are some of the things in my list :

1. Waking up early to go college
2. Coming to College early but not having breakfast with friends
3. Not skipping class when I am asked to skip by my friends
4. Complete all my assignments and homeworks given by my teachers
5. Going for lunch at Asia Cafe
5. Climbing 5 floors to class
6. Going back early from college
7. Scoring high marks in my exams
8. I dont drive to school
9. I talk to brilliant people
10. My teacher teaches well
11. I dont smoke
12. I dont drink
13. I never go lepaking with friends when I am Invited
14. Not playing "POOL" when asked to
15. Cant play "Counter Strike"
16. Go back home and Online early
17. Go back home and online late
18. Sleep late
19. Sleep early
20. Never reply sms's
21. Reply sms's
21 - 1000 000 000 what the hell man.... the list keeps on going....
All of this are considered "NO LIFE".... You must be joking u loser....
arrhhhhhhhhhhggggggg...... common people tell me what is the meaning of LIFE then...

So, on the 30th July 2007 i officially decided to use the word "NO LIFE" for myself. I then recover that the word "NO LIFE" was really attractive and addictive. It seems that i cant leave without that word anymore in my life because its such a suitable word to tell and when people ask me the meaning of life, the answer is simple, its NO LIFE. So if u guys want to know the meaning of NO LIFE, pls use it to urself and you will know it.

I would primilary like to thank Mr.Ronald Lim Eu Wing whom is one of my best friend because he is the one thought me the word "NO LIFE" and he really has no "NO LIFE" because he uses the word "NO LIFE" each and every second in his life. Is he trying be a Social Outcast or something... well i am not sure about it myself. Now since that i have learnt the word "NO LIFE" , i feel that my day is not completed or peaceful without saying that wonderful, marveloues, excellant, outstanding, outrages, and whatever freaking words.

One day i attended one of my class and there was a guy named Meng Zhen, he has a blog named "Where Life Gets Better". What does he mean by Where Life Gets Better", he is not sick or retarded but he then named his blog Where Life Gets Better". I asked him one day about it and he couldnt provide me with a convincing answer. Hahaha then only i realised the importance of the word "NO LIFE". I told him.."Meng Zhen u have no life" hahahaha and it was cool saying it. Now he also liked that word and a few more friends of mine whom are addicted to that words are Lee Lung, Thiru, Ben and many more.

Haiya, im so tired of writing about the word "NO LIFE" coz its never ending. So as a conclusion, Everyone please use the word No Life to know the meaning of life.

Malaysian Style

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Cikgu BM. Only Happens In Malaysia

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

25 Fascinating Love Facts

Love is a many-splendored thing … and a very surprising thing, too. As if you needed proof of that, here are 25 funny little facts about love. Study them, scratch your head over them, and share them with someone you fancy.

1. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.

2. People are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!)

3. When it comes to doing the deed early in the relationship, 78 percent of women would decline an intimate rendezvous if they had not shaved their legs or underarms.

4. Feminist women are more likely than other females to be in a romantic relationship.

5. Two-thirds of people report that they fall in love with someone they've known for some time vs. someone that they just met.

6. There's a reason why office romances occur: The single biggest predictor of love is proximity.

7. Falling in love can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover's memory.

8. Love can also exert the same stress on your body as deep fear. You see the same physiological responses — pupil dilation, sweaty palms, and increased heart rate.

9. Brain scans show that people who view photos of a beloved experience an activation of the caudate — the part of the brain involving cravings.

10. The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.

11. The "Love Detector" service from Korean cell phone operator KTF uses technology that is supposed to analyze voice patterns to see if a lover is speaking honestly and with affection. Users later receive an analysis of the conversation delivered through text message that breaks down the amount of affection, surprise, concentration and honesty of the other speaker.

12. Eleven percent of women have gone online and done research on a person they were dating or were about to meet, versus seven percent of men.

13. Couples' personalities converge over time to make partners more and more similar.

14. The oldest known love song was written 4,000 years ago and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

15. The tradition of the diamond engagement ring comes from Archduke Maximillian of Austria who, in the 15th century, gave a diamond ring to his fiancée, Mary of Burgundy.

16. Forty-three percent of women prefer their partners never sign "love" to a card unless they are ready for commitment.

17. People who are newly in love produce decreased levels of the hormone serotonin — as low as levels seen in people with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Perhaps that's why it's so easy to feel obsessed when you're smitten.

18. Philadelphia International Airport finished as the No. 1 best airport for making a love connection, according to an online survey.

19. According to mathematical theory, we should date a dozen people before choosing a long-term partner; that provides the best chance that you'll make a love match.

20. A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

21. Every Valentine's Day, Verona, the Italian city where Shakespeare's play Romeo and Juliet took place, receives around 1,000 letters addressed to Juliet.

22. When we get dumped, for a period of time we love the person who rejected us even more, says Dr. Helen Fisher of Rutgers University and author of Why We Love. The brain regions that lit up when we were in a happy union continue to be active.

23. Familiarity breeds comfort and closeness … and romance.

24. One in five long-term love relationships began with one or both partners being involved with others.

25. OK, this one may not surprise you, but we had to share it: Having a romantic relationship makes both genders happier. The stronger the commitment, the greater the happiness!

Some of it are just nonsense hahaha!!!!

Funny and odd facts about kiss

A team of medical experts in Virginia contends you're more likely to catch the common cold virus by shaking hands than by kissing.

Psychologists call a kiss a relationship barometer.
Kissing the hand is considered to be an expression of friendship and respect;
Kissing the nose means that your partner likes you;
Kissing on the cheek means he(she) needs you badly;
Kissing on the neck stands for his(her) desire;
Kissing the closed eyes stands for showing love;
Kissing on the lips symbolizes passion..

The average woman uses up approximately her height in lipstick every five years and "eats up" about 2,5 lipstick pieces per year.
Her sexual partner also "suffers" from a certain dose of chemicals, which makes about 0,7 lipstick pieces per year.

It is a matter of record that romantic Canadian porcupines kiss one another on the lips.

Herpes is called a “kissing disease”, because it’s communicated with kissing. In animal world a kiss of a chimpanzee resembles human kiss very much. Other animals (horses, dogs) also kiss, but in a different way..

Your lips are 100 times more sensible than the tips of your fingers. A real kiss quickens your pulse to 100 beats in a minute..

One kiss burns up to 3 calories. Recent medical studies showed that a long-lasting kiss quickens the pulse and heightens level of hormones in human’s blood so much that it shortens the life almost for 1 minute.

In the middle of 20th century scientists from Baltimore stated that during a kiss people exchange about 278 of different bacteria, 95% from which are non-dangerous. Men who kiss their wives every morning before going to work live 5 years longer than all others.

In medieval Italy kisses weren't taken -- or given -- lightly. If a man and a woman were seen embracing in public they could be forced to marry.

The German language contains 30 words that refer to the act of kissing. There is even a word, Nachkuss, for all the kisses that haven't yet been named.

One third of American-made movies have been westerns. The first western movie was titled, "The Kiss."

Jobless...

Yesterday I was trying to change my blogs template and simply exploring the settings saved some changes and the next moment i see, "Blog not found". I dont know what happened and so I thought I successfully shutdown my blog due to my error. When my friends got to know about my blog already shutdown down, they starting asking me "why", "what happened" and etc. So I decided to paste the convo between me and my friends here....

Me(M) and John(J)
J: why la shutdown blog...after all these years u betray ur fans
M: haha, i've gt nth 2 blog abt, its gettin boring, so tutup aje
J: haha, apala u could've have started a 'joint' blog business with me
M: haha u neva told me, u interested meh in bloggin?
J: by myself no...but with an indian yes
K: hahah ok, i didnt noe that
J: haha
K: nvm nvm.. i shall open a blog soon
J: haha start a blog like kenny sia la, criticize everything
K: lol why la, dowan 2c me happy?
J: im seeing ur legs everytime i chat with u, bad impression, lol
K: haha dude, plsssss....

Some part had to censored to due gay materials hahaha!!!

Me(K) and Sai(S)
S: KENAPAAAAA? BILA?
K: dis morning
S: Y LA? apa jadi? u ok? or sick a bit?
K: haha no la, gt nth 2 blog abt, no idea
K: nth interesting is happening aso, so tutup kedai oni la
S: alamak... sedihnye
K: apahal
S: hmmm..cos u tutuping blog la..

Dont Worry Be happy... Blog aku masih hidup hahaha!!!

Me(K) and Ben(B)
B: wazzup
K: i dah tutup my blog Peace
B: i know i went t ur blog, bloog not found, cockles
B: wat happened
K: gt nth 2 blog abt la, gettin boring, so tutup je
B: tutup buat pe
B: me also nothing to blog
K: u aso tutup la,hahah
B: ur blog was one of my fav,malas nak tutup la haha
K: ill open a blog again in d future,heehee
B: open now
K: eh brader,open aso 4wad?,dono wad 2 blog abt
B: cockles,selambe oni la
K: hahah,pressure la, ppl always ask me 2 update
B: ape pressure,sekarang i pressure la
K: then when i dont, i kena marah
B: u dah tutp blog,stress
K: hahaha,if u see ah
B: sape marah u
K: for the past few months,there's nth interestin in my blog
B: if i see den no stress,haha,very interesting wad
K: when there's nth interesting, sure u stress
B: nop,i find it very interesting
K: u noe uh,ppl ask me 2 tutup my blog u noe
B: maybe they joking leh, they mad la

Ben, im speechless hahaha!!!

Me(K) and Yohen(Y)
Y: Wat happen to ure blog?
K: shutdown
Y: apa sal?
K: nth 2 write abt, so clueless, gettin bored
Y: lol,serious ah,haha k k
K: tink i jokin isit?
Y: lol,no la,ure blog dsnt exist anymore
K: ofcoz not
Y: ol okok

Tadaaaaaa.....

Me(K) and Cheryl(C)
K: i close my blog edi
C: huh,wad close?
K: shutdown lor, no more?,y??????
K: gt nth 2 write abt,so clueless,gettin bored
C: huh,how come ntg to write abt?,wad happen?
K: ahaha i dono,everyday d same thing oni
C: where got?
K: nvm nvm,its alrd closed
C: wad happen
K: d story iss....dont laugh ok??ok
C: i wont
K: i was tryin 2 design my blog, god noes wad was i doing
K: then they say are u sure u wanna save all d changes,i confidently press YES
C: then?
K: sudd see they say,i succesfully shutdown my blog
C: huh???? u were designing then wad did u press?oh gosh!
K: wo pu chi tau, hahaha
C: but im sure there is something u can do to retrieve it rite?
K: i was tryin 2 do sumtin no1 hv ever attempted i guess
C: wad? there is ntg at all u can do? all gona be sooo disappinted
K: haha
C: haiya,u arh,go and do sumthing la,create a new one,or wadeva
K: its okay,after all..life's a brief candle
C: haiya pls la,go create another one
K: lol,lazy laaa
C: pls la,do it

You ask alot of questions lar, madness hahaha!!!

New Name

Hello People...

I just want to inform you people that I have changed my blog URL from:

kirttivarman.blogspot.com

TO

averagechildonearth.blogspot.com

Malas....

Back to uni tomorrow,
Have been lazing at home for 2weeks,
So right now, I'm not in the mood to study,
I need more holidays hahaha!!!

For the past few days, I've been waking up after 10.30am only,
Today I woke up about 11am and Im feeling sleepy right now,
I seriously dont know how am I going to wake up 2moro for my 8.30am class,
God bless me hahaha!!!

*Yawning*

Aiyoooo...

INBOX FLOODED WITH FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS!!!!

TENSION!!!!!!

My New Semester

Tuesday - 8.30-10.30 - AUD 2 TPM - OOEP

Wednesday - 9.35-10.35 - LAB 4 TPM - OOEP

Thursday - 11.40-12.40 - LAB 1 TPM - ICP

- 12.40-1.40 - LAB 3 TPM - ICP

- 2.50-3.50 - L2 - 1 TPM - OOEP

- 4.00-6.00 - L2 - 1 TPM - SAD

My timetable for my 2nd semester, isn't it so cool?? Tuesdays and Wednesdays I only have one class hahaha. Thursday is a hectic day for me but I guess its not a problem for me because I can go back and sleep happily until Friday night hee hee. I'm very happy with my 2nd semester timetable and I was very happy with my 1st semester timetable too because I had classes on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays only. My uni is so generous because they don't stress us much hahaha. Since I have lot of free time, I shall find a part time job to pass my time.

Badmintoning

My Sexy Tired Legs hahaha!!!

All Exhausted after the game

Fooling around

One man army!!!

My kawanzzzz!!!

Had a great day with them!!!

Another day of mine

I woke up quite early today, took mum to subang because she wanted to meet her friend there. After dropping her, I drove to McD and bought Mc Flurry, weeeheeee... been craving for it. I then drove to a field near subang, parked my car there and enjoyed my Mc Flurry and I was very bored because all my friends abandone me.

Supposed to meet yohen around 10.30am, I've been calling him since yesterday but he didnt have courtesy to return any of my call also. Then around 11.30am, I called him again and he finally answered his phone, he said he's going back to his hometown and I was like "WTF, Cant tell me earlier?? I came all the way to subang to *&%#$!@ meet you", all he could he say "So Sorry". Haih.. my mood was spoilt then because I dont know what to do for two freaking hours, so I just waited for Suresh to finish his class at 12.20pm, glad he was there to spend some time with me. He said he was hungry, so i drove to McD and he Belanja me hahaha, thanx man!!!

Oh ya, I was supposed to meet Vimalan around 12pm too, but then yohen texted me saying Vimalan is busy with something, so he'll be late. Grrr... I was "WTF - Ing" again. Yesterday Vimalan was so confident about meeting me and suresh today but he also didnt have the courtesy to call and say he cant make it. My mum decided to meet her friend at subang because she thought it will be easier for me because I can drop her and take the car with me to meet my friends but these people played basketball in my life today. I dont know why these people having expensive handphones, cant give me a call also.

I then picked up mum about 2.oopm, she told me she will take about 30minutes only but she kept me waiting for 3 hours hahaha, massive meeting. Well for mum's sake, its okla, im not angry about it. I should have used the 3hours to meet Ms.Apple, should have took her for lunch, never meet her for a long time already and its been a sucky day for her too, hope she's fine now. After reaching home, I bathe and changed to my sporty outfit, had badminton match at 4pm with my school buddies, its been a long time since i last played badminton, so obviously I'm feeling very tired now. It was really fun playing with all of them after a long time, we joked alot too.

I came home about 7pm and im blogging about my day now. Later im going to malacca to pick up my sister from her uni. Hmm... So yeah, thats about, my useless sucky day. Im quite hungry now, so I told my elder sister to buy me food, she said she'll buy me McD and Mc Flurry hahaha, damn nice la, Double Mc Flurry today, wooohoooooo!!!!

Ciao!!!

Semester 2

Semester 2 Timetable it OUT!!!!

I'm liking my 2nd semester's timetable because I have classes on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday woohooo!!!!!
That means, I can sleep happily until noon on Monday's and loiter on Friday's

Jangan Jealous!!!!
Im sure Ms.Apple tak puas with my new time table because I got no class on Monday's
Too bad bebeh!!!!

Flash Food

THIS WAS BEFORE THE FLOOD
THE WONDERFUL JALAN IPOH KUALA LUMPUR!!!!!

AFTER FLOOD!!!!!!

Chaos as flash floods hit city........
The New Straits Times

Thousands caught unawares as 2m-high flash floods hit KL..........
The Star

Flash floods wreak havoc in KL; thousands stranded...
The Sun

USELESS SKUNK IN A CHUNK!!!!!!

IMAGINE HOW I FELT IN THE CAR
ALL I CAN DO IS, SIT AND WATCH THINGS FLOAT
GRRRR!!!!

My Day

I've got nothing to blog about, so ill just post about what I did today, yesterday, a day before yesterday and a day before a day before yesterday hahaha. Today I woke up about 8.00am to "Disturb" Ms.Orange, its my hobby to disturb her because I am too free and jobless at home. Today she was quite obedient because she woke up straight away, I cant take it. I didn't "Disturb" her much today because I was too sleepy, mata pun tak boleh buka duh, aku agak agak je dial nombor dia hahaha!!!! We talk about 2 minutes I think and after that I slept off again.

I woke up about 11am and I was home alone, how sad. I was quite bored, so I drove to the aquarium shop and bought new fishes and plants and some food for myself to eat for my break lunch. Lepas itu, aku kembali ke rumah and makan sambil menonton tv and later on I cleaned up my aquarium, its very clean now, cantik macam bunga!!!

Oh ya, the reason I woke up is because I was very tired yesterday, I got stuck in a massive traffic Jam for 3 &%#%@*!@ hours. Traffic police blocked all the roads to my wonderful house because of the massive flood. The whole Jalan Ipoh was flooded, I couldnt believe it. The reason behind the massive useless Tooooting flood is because of the river overflowed. The best part of the flood is, I saw cars floating upside down at the Balai Bomba near the MIC building hahaha, I cant take it. Then i saw one guy trying to save his car but not enough time, so he abandoned his car and the car went missing in the water. Besides that, all the car that was parked at the titiwangsa lrt station went missing in the massive flood too hahaha, pity the owners. I couldnt drive or go anywhere because it was flooded everywhere, so I put my gear to "P" and rest in the car for 3 *&@$!#%$ hours, damn no life.

Hmm.. so thats about it laa...

After cleaning the aquarium, I took my bathe, ate cake, watch tv, online, walk around the house and now im blogging.

Sekian Terima Kasih!!!!!

P/S: I'm **** Deprived hahahah... harap kau faham

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Each of us would look towards an exciting future and that is what keeps us moving with our life routines. We endure a lot of ups and downs at time and remain positive as we do visualize our life few years down the road as overall successful and have attained the desired goals of our life. It’s an interesting question to ask an ambitious person like me because there are many things I can see myself in 10 years time.

First and foremost, when I look into the future, I see myself successful and happy. I can see myself attaining a reputable and well paying job in a big firm. Besides that, I would own a beautiful house and a nice sports car parked in front of my bungalow by then. To enhance this even further, I would be touring all over the world. Even though I picture myself in all that, I have never worried much about how I will get there because I am currently studying in a world class recognized institution which means I can work in any international firm because my degree will be recognized all over the world. Moreover, I choose to be a “warrior” of my own successful destiny rather than being a “worrier”. Many dreams have become a reality when they exercise calmness rather than being hasty, impatient or indecisive.

Looking at the gist of my history, it was a major disappointment for an ambitious boy like me to realize how hard I needed to work to get me where I want in my life when I entered high school. I fully attended all classes, completed my tasks and assignment efficiently and was a disciplined boy at school. I thought that as long as I graduated with decent grades I would be able to get into college and really focus then. But as high school quickly came to an end I realized that I was not as well prepared for college, as I would have liked. When I entered college to do my Canadian pre university programme (ICPU), I realized that my overall attitude has changed. I began to concentrate more on my studies and less on any irrelevant matters. When I maintained to discipline myself, my grades improved too and so did my attitude towards education. Currently, I am working very hard for a bright future, I just started my degree course last October 2008 and I am very sure I will graduate with flying colors.

In ten years time, I would be a full blown successful Software Engineer and have completed my Masters and PhD by then. I wish to create my very own software and sell it to Multi-National Giant companies like Microsoft and Macintosh. This would be primarily because those companies are always on the move trying to be the best by introducing new softwares which draw the publics’ interest in trying out their products. As a software engineer, I can help those giant companies to prove the publics that they are the best by introducing them to new software. It is at this very point that I can earn a huge amount of money and make a fortune that will contribute to achieving my dreams. Besides being crazy about computers, I am also very much into music, I wish to do Sound Engineering later on in my life and furnish my room with all the latest technological gadgets and equipments.

Last but not least, I can see myself as a productive individual in the society. I wish to do charity works and help the under privileged group as they truly deserve the care and attention. I would do my best to provide them to lead a better lifestyle. I also wish to spread my knowledge and understanding on computers to the younger generations. After achieving my dreams, I wish to take my family on a world tour because I love to go touring as I have never been to Europe and Middle East. I am very excited about my future, I just cant wait to finish my studies ASAP!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

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81st Oscars live telecast in your country

Here are the TV channels where you can watch the 2009 Oscars live telecast in your country:

Africa - M-NET
Albania - DIGITALB SH. A
Alto Adige - PRO 7
Andorra - CANAL SPAIN
Australia - NINE NETWORK
Austria - PRO 7 and ORF 1
Bangledesh - STAR MOVIES
Belarus - PUBLIC NATIONAL TV
Belgium - BE TV SA and TELENET
Bolivia - UNITEL
Bosnia & Herzegovina - BHT 1
Brazil - REDE GLOBO
Canada - CTV
Chile - CANAL 4
China - STAR MOVIE CHANNEL and CCTV 6 MOVIE CHANNEL
Croatia - HRT CROATIAN TELEVISON
Cyprus - INTERVISION SERVICES
Czech Republic - HBO CZECH
Denmark - TV2 FILM and DANMARKS RADIO TELEVISION (DR)
Dom Tom - CANAL FRANCE, CANAL HORIZONS
El Salvador - CANAL DOS
Finland - CHANNEL FOUR
France - CANAL FRANCE, CANAL PLUS HORIZONS
Georgia - IMEDI TV
Germany - PRO 7
Greece - FILMNET
Guatemala - CHANNEL 3, 7, 11,& 13
Holland - FILM 1
Hong Kong - PEARL CHANNEL/TVB and STAR MOVIES
Honduras - COMPANIA TELEVISORA HONDURENA
Hungary - RTL KLUB
India - STAR MOVIES, STAR ONE and STAR PLUS
Indonesia - MULTIMEDIA CONSULTANT SERVICE and STAR MOVIES
Ireland - RTE, RTE 2
Israel - HOT CINEMA CHANNELS and YES MOVIES
Italy - SKY ITALIA
Jamaica - TELEVISION JAMAICA
Japan - WOWOW and NHK
Latvia - TV 6
Lithuania - TV 6
Luxembourg - PRO 7 and BE TV SA
Malaysia - NTV7 and STAR MOVIES
Maldives - STAR MOVIES
Mauritius - CANAL FRANCE / CANAL HORIZONS
Middle East - FOX ENTERTAINMENT and STAR MOVIES
Mexico - RED AZTECA, CHANNEL 7 & CHANNEL 13
Monaco - CANAL FRANCE / CANAL HORIZONS
Mongolia - STAR MOVIES
Morocco - 2 M
Myammar - STAR MOVIES
Nepal - STAR MOVIES
Nicaragua - CANAL 2 MANAGUA
Norway - NRK
Pakistan - STAR MOVIES
Panama - CANAL 13
Papua New Guinea - NINE NETWORK and STAR MOVIES
Paraguay - CHANNEL 9
Peru - CANAL 2
Philippines - STAR MOVIES, VELVET, STUDIO 23 and ABC-CBN
Portugal - TVI
Poland - CANAL
Romania - HBO ROMANIA
Russia - JSC CHANNEL ONE
Serbia - RADIO TELEVISION SERBIA
Singapore - CHANNEL 5 MEDIA CORP and STAR MOVIES
Spain - CANAL SOGECABLE
Sri Lanka - STAR MOVIES
Sweden - KANAL 5 and SVT
Switzerland - CANAL FRENCH, CANAL HORIZONS and PRO 7
Taiwan - STAR MOVIES
Thailand - TRUE VISIONS/UBC and STAR MOVIES
Trinidad & Tobago - CHANNEL 6 CCN
Turkey - NTV
United Kingdom (UK) - SKY ONE and SKY MOVIES
Uruguay - CANAL 12
U.S.A - ABC
Venezuela - CANAL 4 VENEVISION
Vietnam - VTC 1 and STAR MOVIES