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My 2nd post... classic

The Word "NO LIFE"
Tuesday, 20 November 2007

Since i entered college, the only word that i frequently hear is "You Have NO LIFE". Ok, i thought the guy whom said it has no life and that is why he is saying. Well that's not the case, every person i met in my college tells the word "NO LIFE" so frequently and that really makes me wonder "WHAT IS LIFE".

SO, then i took a decision to survey myself the definition of "NO LIFE" because when i ask people what is the meaning of "NO LIFE" they themselves cant answer me and instead tell me that i have No Life. Is asking a question makes a person lifeless. If thats the scenario, every student in the world will be dumb and dumberer. Ok, to make it simple, i have created a list of Lifeless things to see wether i really have a life. This are some of the things in my list :

1. Waking up early to go college
2. Coming to College early but not having breakfast with friends
3. Not skipping class when I am asked to skip by my friends
4. Complete all my assignments and homeworks given by my teachers
5. Going for lunch at Asia Cafe
5. Climbing 5 floors to class
6. Going back early from college
7. Scoring high marks in my exams
8. I dont drive to school
9. I talk to brilliant people
10. My teacher teaches well
11. I dont smoke
12. I dont drink
13. I never go lepaking with friends when I am Invited
14. Not playing "POOL" when asked to
15. Cant play "Counter Strike"
16. Go back home and Online early
17. Go back home and online late
18. Sleep late
19. Sleep early
20. Never reply sms's
21. Reply sms's
21 - 1000 000 000 what the hell man.... the list keeps on going....
All of this are considered "NO LIFE".... You must be joking u loser....
arrhhhhhhhhhhggggggg...... common people tell me what is the meaning of LIFE then...

So, on the 30th July 2007 i officially decided to use the word "NO LIFE" for myself. I then recover that the word "NO LIFE" was really attractive and addictive. It seems that i cant leave without that word anymore in my life because its such a suitable word to tell and when people ask me the meaning of life, the answer is simple, its NO LIFE. So if u guys want to know the meaning of NO LIFE, pls use it to urself and you will know it.

I would primilary like to thank Mr.Ronald Lim Eu Wing whom is one of my best friend because he is the one thought me the word "NO LIFE" and he really has no "NO LIFE" because he uses the word "NO LIFE" each and every second in his life. Is he trying be a Social Outcast or something... well i am not sure about it myself. Now since that i have learnt the word "NO LIFE" , i feel that my day is not completed or peaceful without saying that wonderful, marveloues, excellant, outstanding, outrages, and whatever freaking words.

One day i attended one of my class and there was a guy named Meng Zhen, he has a blog named "Where Life Gets Better". What does he mean by Where Life Gets Better", he is not sick or retarded but he then named his blog Where Life Gets Better". I asked him one day about it and he couldnt provide me with a convincing answer. Hahaha then only i realised the importance of the word "NO LIFE". I told him.."Meng Zhen u have no life" hahahaha and it was cool saying it. Now he also liked that word and a few more friends of mine whom are addicted to that words are Lee Lung, Thiru, Ben and many more.

Haiya, im so tired of writing about the word "NO LIFE" coz its never ending. So as a conclusion, Everyone please use the word No Life to know the meaning of life.