O.. Saya

o...saya
they can't touch me
we break off
run so fast they can't even touch me
been that --
touch me i'll show you -- my zig zag quickly
pick up that pack on my journey
dont suddenly start to follow me
i am in a luck, some days they suck
when we live by the buck
we get for the family

one day i wanna be a star
so i get to hang in a bar
i'll go to vegas in a --
just to forget my scars

ek do teen char panch ... terah (1,2,3,4,5 till 13) (hindi)

street shops have made me thrifty
like a ninja with speed i am nifty
i hope i live till i am fifty
see my city go a quick to a --

Stuffed Up things

So loving?

Pink hairy bear looking sad

Hey pinky...

KO!!!

Cute dog association

Hahahahaha... Not my work

aaahhh soo cute.... and soo white

- The End -
Hahahahaahahahaha!!!!!

Beautiful Poem, Dedicated to you

You’re my unsated desire, my soul longs for you,
Come closer I beseech you.
My heart is restless, blend into my colors,
walk only with me, I beseech you.
If you say ‘yes’, life [untroubled] will smile relentlessly,
laying pearls in our path.

I’m walking through the dark nights with fragile dreams, afraid ill crash.
The flame of hope burns bright, but I fear a storm might extinguish the lame.
All I seek is a ‘yes’, which will lead to showers of happiness.

There is the moon and skies, even a cloud cover,
I’m afraid of the moon disappearing behind clouds
Loneliness bites as my pulse quickens, without a moment of respite.
It’s a strange tale with nothing but restlessness.

Best ever essay written in B.M...UPSR essay

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

You think you can beat these genius people?

Skillful people association

You guys can uh like that??

Hahahah no comments

Emotional already

Massive expanding

BATMAN!!!

Wtf... ada elephant pulak??

Because he slept with his boss wife hahahah!!!

FRIDAY!!!!

Thats All :)
Ciaooooooooooooooo!!!!

My uni life

Shirt from UK( I like this pic because I ironed the shirt) hahaha

17" LCD

The New Mouse, I like it

Central Processing Unit

I got no idea what's going on

Prince is sleeping in class haha

I dont know his name but I know he's definitely sleeping

Ida also sleeping

Mr.Saw, beloved maths lecturer haha

Malaysian paper also cant do, Ini Uk punya, ish ish

Betul....... Pandai aku hahaha

In the sindiket room

The computer lab (the whole floor)

Chillingzzz...

Keeps me awake haha

Itu sahaja
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Bored Again

Guess what.....

My uni upgraded the computers in the lab again today, I am enjoying extremely fast internet and computer speed hahaha. They replaced the old processors with a massive new ones and their mouse are like gaming mouse, so comfortable to hold it hahaha. I just love spending time in the lab because of this. There are over 300 hundred computers in the lab and they are replacing all of it hahaha, i wonder what are they going to do with the old computers. I dont think any other uni in malaysia (atleast) would wanna replace the old computers with super new ones, I am a lucky guy I guess.

This was yesterday's computer

This is the computer I am using TODAY!!!

- The End -
Muahahahahahaha!!!!

Mind Your Language

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine, retorted the lady indignantly. In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........

Hey, coola down lady, said the man. Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
No Heart Feelings

Booooooored

Today I had my Hardware Software System class (8.30am - 10.30am), I was early for class again this time (Was in class 8am edi, Semangat nak belajar) hahaha. The good news was, the lecturer came in late (9am) and that means, I get to chill hahaha.

Many of the students came in on time for today's class and the class was interesting because it was a new topic and everyone seems to be paying EXTREME attention to it and I was shocked to see the student being so DEDICATED to study, it never happened before this hahaha.

After about 30 minutes, most of them started to talk to the person beside them and the class got louder and louder (macam pasar), no one cared about the lecturer and he was definitely pissed about it but he didnt scold or raise high voice but he was sarcastic to us hahahaha.

This is what he said:

"From next week, those whom are not interested to study are allowed to enter the class at 10.15am, thats 15 minutes before the class end to take your attendance, you dont have to worry about being late because I rather put you as attend then absent because I dont want sound pollution in here.....and for the students that attend my class but sleep, talk, playing fool will be counted as absent and im serious about it.... So i advice you people to wake up at 9am, take your breakfast and take a slow walk to the class to just take your attendance and you can go back"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
So should I attend next week's class early??
Its for me to know for you to find out hohoho :P
All I can say is, I am INNOCENT :)

I am too bored In Uni right now because my next class is at 1.45pm only and I am having three hours break now. My next class is maths and its going to dead boring because its a boring class, I will be yawning nonstop in there, its a routine for me >.<

Since I am jobless right now, I have decided to post about the specifications of the computer I am using right now.

Too Jobless already I guess hahahahaah!!!!

Front View

Slanting View

Zoom Zoom View

Thats All hahahahaha...

Im very:
Sleepy and hungry right now :(

Moral of the movie Ghajini

For Those Whom doesn't know about the movie ghajini, You can read the synopsis below to understand it. At the end of the synopsis, I have given my dearest and honest comment about the movie Hahaha.

Synopsis:

Sanjay Singhania (Aamir Khan), is a rich businessman who owns a cellular phone company named Air Voice. Kalpana (Asin Thottumkal), an advertisement model goes around telling her advertisement crew that she is the love interest of Sanjay, in spite of her having never met him and also goes to the extent of giving an interview about her relationship to a popular magazine. Sanjay happens to hear about this through the media and wants to settle scores with her. On his way, he catches a fleeting glimpse of a young woman (who happens to be Kalpana) helping handicapped children cross a street. It is love at first sight for Sanjay. He moves on to confront Kalpana at her advertisement studio. He is pleasantly surprised to realize that she is the same helpful woman he saw a while ago. He chooses to hide the fact from her that he is Sanjay, calling himself as Manohar. Kalpana eventually falls in love with him.

Once, while on a train to Mumbai, Kalpana saves a group of young girls from abuse by a group of goons led by Lakshman (Pradeep Rawat). After a few days, the same goons come to Kalpana's house in order to avenge their embarrassment. Incidentally, Sanjay arrives at the scene and fights off the goons, but during the ensuing fight, Kalpana is murdered. The irony showcased is that Kalpana never finds out that he is Sanjay. Lakshman then strikes the downcast Sanjay on his head severely with a metal rod. Sanjay survives the blow, but acquires anterograde amnesia because of the trauma of his brain injury. At any given time, he does not remember anything that happened more than 15 minutes back, although he frequently has flashbacks of Kalpana's murder. He determines to take revenge on those responsible for Kalpana's death. The rest of the story is about how Sanjay, along with a medical college student Sunita (Jiah Khan), goes about finding Lakshman and the goons.

Okay..... That was boooooring Hahahhaaha
and my dearest and honest comment about the movie is.....

Basically...

Moral of the movie Ghajini…

Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
and
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…

(You will understand why I said that once you watch the movie)

- THE END -

Hahahahahahah!!!!!!

Solve It Part 2

4___4___4___4 = 20

Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.

It’s A Challenge…

You think you know the answer???
Leave your answer at the chatbox

GOOD LUCK!!!!
Muahahahaha

My Day

Its basically a nice day for me. I feel so relaxed and happy today because I am very happy with my surroundings. Let me explain to you what I am happy about :

*
I woke up early and I felt very active until I sms my beloved friend, not yet gosok gigi also hahaha

*
I ate 2buns for breakfast, I usually dont eat anything for breakfast

*
Dad gave me pocket money, I really needed some money for some unfinished bussiness hahahahah

*
I finally found back my Touch N Go today morning woohooo

*
The LRT was empty in the morning, so there's no sounds pollution or crowding problems la

*
I reached my uni earlier than expected (Reached 8am for 8.30 - 10.30 class). Usually I will enter class about 8.45am only hahahahaa

*
My lecturer started the class 9.15am only because he came late (Cis, waste my effort only going early for class, hancur semangat aku untuk belajar hahaha) and he ended the class at 10.15am hahahah, 2hours class became 1 hour only

*
My uni upgraded the computers and they are using windows vista now hahahaha, great archievement. The computers are working super fast and the internet speed is massively fast too, I am quite impressed

*
Due to the massive computer and internet speed, I replied many of the mails and wrote in my friends FB wall, message panjang lagi tu!!! Muahahahah

*
I am also excited because I finish class at 1.30pm today, that means I can balik awal woohooo!!!

*
I feel very healthy although I am very sick hahaha, isnt that weird???

*
I am loving all the songs in my phone, I feel like dancing and jumping when I hear the songs but I cant do that because people will think I've gone insane :P

*
Most importantly, no one irratated me for the day, well till now atleast hahaha

Thats all I can remember for now, ill add more to the list later if I can remember anything else

Muahahahahahahah!!!!!

Solve It

I am a thing. Teachers hate me. Cow likes me. Monkey eats me. I am a 9 letter word.

_o_ _ m _ _y_

You think you know the answer???
Leave your answer at the chatbox

Good Luck !!!!

My Resolutions

Many people asked me whats my new year resolution and I replied them I've got none. Yea its true, I dont have any New Year resolutions because I can never discipline myself follow my resolution, so no point having one also. I rather leave or take each day as it comes because only god knows how's the future going to be hahahaha.

But for the sake of having a New Year resolution, I have decided to smile always. I want to smile more and try to be more friendly to the people out there. I have another resolution which is mixing less with girls/ladies hahahaha, sounds weird?? Yes its a little weird but that's my New Year resolution because I am happy with my girlfriend's now, I dont wish to add more to the count.

So, thats about it. Now you know my New Year resolution, so the next time you meet me, please smileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! hahahahaha.... Dont worry be happy :D

S M I L E E E E E E
M O O O O O O O R E E E E E E
P E O P L E

Perhatian

I GOT NOTHING TO POST ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE RUN OUT OF IDEA

MY LIFE IS BORING AND THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING TO UPDATE ABOUT

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Ill update my blog if there's anything interesting

Till then, dont worry be happy okay? :D

Ciao

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Beautiful...

Another Beauty

HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

New Year is a time for celebration of love, of life, of Friendship.

It's the time to thank God for wonderful friends, and to bring to their lives as much magic as they bring to ours...So here's celebrating our Friendship and praying that its magic continues forever.

May this year mark the beginning of a year of pleasure and discovery for you. May each day hold something special, that is wonderful and new... For you deserve the best of everything, that life can ever bring.

May the new Year brings new hopes, new promises and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives.

Have a Joyous New Year

- Kirtti -

ITS 2009 ALREADY BEBEH!!!!!!!
Wooohooo, you guys out there are getting older hahahaha
Good Luck with that :P

Thanks For all the New Year Wishes Guys :)

Uncommon Shoes

Menyakitkan Kaki Sendiri je

Sure pain la if where dis shoe

Nice, very unique

Hahahah...looks cute

I suggest you to use this if you xda toes :P

Hahahaha.. no comments

Bondage???

What the.....????

Baik Punya Fashion... respect duh

This one okla... Boleh Tahan

Yang mana Pilihan anda??
Jadilah Pengguna Yang Bijak :P
Jangan Marah ye...

Sekian Sahaja
Hahahahaha!!!!!