21.04.2010

Hmm...

Been a busy day today, woke up arnd 6.40am today coz had a 9am (C++) class. Picked up my frens arnd 8.40 and went for breakfast at a useless mamak Shop near Bukit Jalil, seriously damn hopeless la the food and the teh tarik like cendol only. Betul2 slack la sarapan aku pada pagi yang mulia ini.

After breakfast, me and my friends masuk class arnd 9.20 but the lecturer havent enter the class yet, as usual, he is always late for class. C++ class is really damn stressful because my lecturer is really very demanding when it comes to our assignment and always like to emotional blackmail the students. We are supposed to prepare a Calculator program and submit to him by evening but we didnt manage to do it because me and my friends didnt know how to do it.

Besides that, I and my friend went out 2 care4 near bukit jalil to buy some stuffs and one shot makan our lunch there and the food was okay. Then at 1.45 i entered my dwds class and my fren Mr.Tayallen was the topic of the day. He used his laptop to do the program and he encountered some errors and I told my lecturer that he is using pirated Windows 7 and thats why there is error in his program and all started laughing. My lecturer named him "Pirated Thaya" after that, pity him hahaha. Well all I can say is, he deserves it because he likes to talk alot, he can keep on talking for hours and never gets tired of it.

Today Mr.Arwin Kumar was quite annoyed with his friends because he wanted to play futsal tomorrow but it looks like its not gonna happen because his opponent team cant seem to make it tomorrow. He and Kumana are still finding team to play tomorrow, hope they can find a.s.a.p.

I left college arnd 5.30 and reached home arnd 6.40pm, the traffic jam was terrible but its was moving. I will be going to low yat in awhile for some dealings.

Thats about it for today. Cya later :D

Brother of MU striker assaulted

The brother of Manchester United striker Mame Biram Diouf is recovering from an attack by rival fans outside Manchester City's stadium on Saturday.

Abdul Diouf watched United beat its fierce city rival 1-0 in the English Premier League with an injury-time goal before a group of home fans spotted the United shirt he was wearing as he left.

He was punched and kicked to the ground, but was not seriously injured.

Diouf's agent, Jim Solbakken, said his client's brother was fine and they decided against making a complaint to the police over the attack.

"The case is closed," Solbakken said. "He was walking about in a Manchester United shirt. It wasn't a smart thing to do."

Greater Manchester Police confirmed they had not received a report about the incident and were therefore not planning to take any action.

Manchester City has not received any complaint either.

Abdul Diouf's shirt was adorned with the No. 32 his brother wears for United. The number was previously worn at United by striker Carlos Tevez before his contentious cross-city transfer to City in July.

Tevez's arrival at City was marked by a huge poster in Manchester taunting United fans over his move and the Argentina forward has since scored 22 Premier League goals to put City in contention for a first ever spot in the Champions League.

Relations between the clubs were further inflamed when Tevez publicly insulted United captain Gary Neville in January.

Mame Biram Diouf joined United from Molde in the same month City signed Tevez, loaning the Senegal striker back to the Norwegian club while he applied for a British work permit.

Diouf has yet to start a Premier League game but has made five substitute appearances and scored his first club goal in the last minute of January's 3-0 win over Burnley.

MAN CITY PLAYERS AND FANS ARE LOSERS!

DUIT BANYAK, OTAK KOSONG!

M'sian jailed for road rage in S'pore

A Malaysian IT manager who broke the arm of another with a wooden pole in a Singapore road rage incident was sentenced to six months months' jail by a district court in the island republic Monday.

Tan Eng Heong, 47, an IT manager working in Singapore, was found guilty of causing grievous hurt to Chua Cheng Hai, 45.

He is appealing against the sentence and is currently out on S$10,000 bail (RM 23,320).

During the 21 and a half days hearing, a district court heard how the assault began when Chua, who was driving a Mercedes-Benz van, cut into Tan's lane on Braddell Road on April 17 last year.

Tan, who was driving a Toyota Wish, became furious and overtook Chua from the left.

Both men then tried to cut into each other's lane and that eventually led to a side collision between the vehicles.

When Chua got out to check the damage to his van, Tan took out a wooden pole, placed near the driver's seat, and hit him several times.

ALL I CAN SAY IS.....

"MALAYSIA BOLEH"

Naked woman stops traffic

Motorists driving along Chun-Jih Road in Taoyuan, Taiwan, Monday, were greeted by a strange sight.

A middle-aged woman was walking on the street, just like any other pedestrian, except that she was stark naked.

She caused quite a congestion on the road, as drivers slowed down to gawk at her while students were seen turning away in embarrassment, reported Taiwan’s United Daily News.

The cop and the woman, as seen in this photo by United Daily News

The cops were soon alerted. TWu Junyi, the first police officer to arrive at the scene muttered “Oh my God” when he saw her.

But he regained his composure, reached into the storage box of his motorcycle, took out a towel and a raincoat and walked towards the naked woman.

However, when she saw him coming towards her, she started running along the street holding her bra and underwear.

Wu pursued the woman, requesting for backup. It took him a while before he managed to corner the woman and tried his best to persuade her to put on her clothes.

His efforts were in vain, until another batch of female cops arrived. They covered the woman up with garments and dragged her into the police car.

Wu said the the woman appeared to be suffering from mental problems and could not express herself clearly.

She has been placed in a nursing home in Taoyuan.

WHAT A PITY IN A CITY???

Average Child Is Back!!!

Yooo yOOooo Yooooooo!!!!!!!

Guess Who's back babeh!!!!!

I know i've gone missing for a very long time ahahha, jangan marah ye kakak2 dan abang2 sekalian. Nak buat cam na la kan, saya bukan free cam dulu untuk blog hari2, tapi saya telah kembali dengan 1 gelombang massive. Saya tau BM saya sucks tapi x kisah la, blogging ini jz 4 fun so I rojak mcm sajak je la tulis.

Kepada frens2 yang miss my blog alot, im back 2d blogging and hope you guys visit my blog frequently to check out the latest updates and I hope I am hardworking enough to update it everyday haha. Jgn marah la ye if i x update cz ima very BZ man now, byk dealings kat luar.

So, thats about it.... I love you guys! Love me back guys! :P

Roger and OUT!

.::Stein Zeiser::.

AK 47 freak

Aboooooo Gitttttt

Most Online time haha.. jobless

Hahahaha Im damn proud oh myself

Im leading woohooo

2nd place pun boleh laaaa

See the score.. the 2nd guy more pro

My Counter Strike 1.6 stats
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Jokes Of Mr. Bean

You might have seen this before, but its worth laughing at....

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR.. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Ghost...

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much suffering.

1st ghost : You're so pityful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!