Technologyfied Bush vs an Intelligent Indian

Once an Indian goes to USA and meets

President Bush. Bush takes him to a

Jungle to prove that Americans are

technologically advanced. In the

jungle, Bush asks the Indian to start

digging.

He keeps on digging.

When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him

to start searching. The Indian finds a

piece of wire. Bush proudly says "You

see; even 100 years back we had telephone".

At this the Indian gets really annoyed.

Next year Bush comes to India. The Indian takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging.

Bush digs 100 ft and stops. The Indian

tells him to continue. He digs 200ft. The Indian tells him to continue.

Bush finally reaches 400ft and Indian tells him to stop. But Bush doesn't find

anything and got pissed.

Bush asks the Indian "What did you want to prove?”

The Indian replies "Even 400 years back we had wireless"... :-)