Kiss

Subject: KISS

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife.................

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I'm sending

100 kisses instead.



You are my sweetheart.


Signed,
Your Husband,


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His wife replied...


Sweetheart Dearest,


Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses............

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead
of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him
other items ........... ( hope u understand?? )

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.


Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and

I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !


Signed,
Your Wife

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Jangan Marah!!!